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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 16

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 12/24/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Sixteen

On the first day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell a reversed suspension because the employee apologized to me.

On the second day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell two clear plastic bags so women can’t smuggle tampons into the stadium.

On the third day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell three deflated footballs. lol. Remember? From the thing?

On the fourth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell four covered up investigations into employee spousal abuse.

On the fifth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell five classless dancing quarterbacks.

On the sixth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell six employees with clear substance abuse problems continuing to work for a fee.

On the seventh day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell seven spying Patriots assistants, peeking under the tree for opponents’ presents.

On the eighth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell eight locked out seasons, thanks to greedy players unions.

On the ninth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell nine dead former employees thanks to natural causes and not debilitating brain injuries.

On the tenth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell ten more dead former employees thanks to natural causes and not debilitating brain injuries.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell eleven more dead former employees thanks to natural causes and not debilitating brain injuries.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Commissioner Roger Goodell’s true love gave to Commissioner Roger Goodell twelve footballs. Commissioner Roger Goodell’s favorite.

Merry Christmas.

Raiders (-6) over Chargers

Eagles (-3) over Washington

Jets (+3) over Patriots

Texans (E) over Titans

Chiefs (-13) over Browns

Colts (+2.5) over Dolphins

Lions (-10.5) over 49ers

Cowboys (+7) over Bills

Buccaneers (-3) over Bears

Panthers (-7) over Falcons

Steelers (-11.5) over Ravens

Saints (E) over Jaguars

Seahawks (-14.5) over Rams

Packers (+4.5) over Cardinals

Vikings (-5) over Giants

Bengals (+3) over Broncos


Last Week: 11-3-2

Best Week: 11-3-2 (Week 15)

Season: 108-106-10 (.504)


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