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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 9

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/05/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Nine

National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is pleased to announce that the National Football League has come to an agreement on a $1.5 billion contractual agreement with the alcoholic beverage Bud Light.

Bud Light has a smooth taste that goes down easy. It is a refreshing beverage to enjoy while observing a professional football contest between two professional football franchises. While the professionals throw the pigskin around, you can throw some cans of Bud Light around with your friends. Pretend the can of Bud Light is a football. Open it immediately and let it splash you in the face like a satisfied lover. Delicious.

Bud Light can be enjoyed while watching the game. At school on the playground. Alone in an abandoned warehouse while you practice kung fu to avenge your father’s death. In your car on your way home from work. It is literally barely beer. It is essentially water.

Thank you to Bud Light for giving Commissioner Roger Goodell a lot of money that Commissioner Roger Goodell can spend on ball torture devices and all the mayonnaise and white bread sandwiches Commissioner Roger Goodell can eat.

Bud Light: Now that’s fresh.™

Browns (+11) over Bengals

Packers (-2.5) over Panthers

Patriots (-15) over Washington

Saints (-9) over Titans

Dolphins (+3) over Bills

Rams (+2.5) over Vikings

Jets (E) over Jaguars

Raiders (+4.5) over Steelers

Giants (-2.5) over Buccaneers

Falcons (-7.5) over 49ers

Broncos (-5.5) over Colts

Cowboys (+2.5) over Eagles

Chargers (-4) over Bears


Last Week: 6-6-2

Best Week: 10-4 (Week 7)

Season: 58-54-7 (.517)


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