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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 7

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/22/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Seven

Commissioner Roger Goodell is displeased with trickery. The Colts had a chance to defeat the bastard New England Patriots whose past Super Bowl victories will soon be vacated after the Commissioner wins his appeal and puts Thomas Brady, William Belichick and Robert Kraft in federal prison where they belong. But then the Colts and their coach, his human brain perhaps addled by radiation, chose to perform a trick play. The Commissioner does not like tricks. Nor treats. Making October a difficult month for the Commissioner.

Tricks, goofs and chicanery have no place in the National Football League. The National Football League is an upfront and honest corporation. Lies and dishonesty have no place in our League. If you’re going to line up for a punt, you punt. None of this hullabaloo and hooliganistics. Enough with the tricks! Just play football like God intended.


Seahawks (-7) over 49ers

Jaguars (+7) over Bills

Buccaneers (+3) over Washington

Titans (+4) over Falcons

Colts (-4.5) over Saints

Vikings (-2.5) over Lions

Steelers (E) over Chiefs

Rams (-5.5) over Browns

Dolphins (-4) over Texans

Jets (+10) over Patriots

Chargers (-4) over Raiders

Giants (-3) over Cowboys

Panthers (-3) over Eagles

Cardinals (-10) over Ravens

Last Week: 7-6-1

Best Week: 10-6 (Week 3)

Season: 42-44-5 (.489)

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