Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 6

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Six

It has come to Commissioner Roger Goodell’s attention that sports bloggers have been using videos and animated GIFs of hot NFL action without the expressed written consent of the National Football League. If there’s one thing the Commissioner has been made aware of in recent years, it’s the importance of giving consent. GIFs are my property. You cannot take them from me without my consent.

GIFs are a personal thing that shouldn’t just be thrown around the internet willy-nilly, like some sort of prison cigarette. GIFs can be beautiful. Special. Private. A cat falling off a couch. Spiritual. If you just hand your GIFs out for free, people will expect you to give them your GIFs every time they see you. You’ll become some sort of GIF slut. Respect your GIFs. Respect yourself. And always GIF responsibly.

Excelsior.

Saints (+3.5) over Falcons

Jets (-7) over Washington

Cardinals (-3) over Steelers

Vikings (-4) over Chiefs

Bengals (-3.5) over Bills

Bears (+3) over Lions

Broncos (-4) over Browns

Jaguars (E) over Texans

Titans (-1) over Dolphins

Panthers (+8) over Seahawks

Packers (-11.5) over Chargers

49ers (+1) over Ravens

Colts (+8) over Patriots

Giants (+4.5) over Eagles

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Last Week: 6-6-2

Best Week: 10-6 (Week 3)

Season: 35-38-4 (.481)

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