Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 6
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.
Week Six
It has come to Commissioner Roger Goodell’s attention that sports bloggers have been using videos and animated GIFs of hot NFL action without the expressed written consent of the National Football League. If there’s one thing the Commissioner has been made aware of in recent years, it’s the importance of giving consent. GIFs are my property. You cannot take them from me without my consent.
GIFs are a personal thing that shouldn’t just be thrown around the internet willy-nilly, like some sort of prison cigarette. GIFs can be beautiful. Special. Private. A cat falling off a couch. Spiritual. If you just hand your GIFs out for free, people will expect you to give them your GIFs every time they see you. You’ll become some sort of GIF slut. Respect your GIFs. Respect yourself. And always GIF responsibly.
Excelsior.
Saints (+3.5) over Falcons
Jets (-7) over Washington
Cardinals (-3) over Steelers
Vikings (-4) over Chiefs
Bengals (-3.5) over Bills
Bears (+3) over Lions
Broncos (-4) over Browns
Jaguars (E) over Texans
Titans (-1) over Dolphins
Panthers (+8) over Seahawks
Packers (-11.5) over Chargers
49ers (+1) over Ravens
Colts (+8) over Patriots
Giants (+4.5) over Eagles
Last Week: 6-6-2
Best Week: 10-6 (Week 3)
Season: 35-38-4 (.481)
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