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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 5

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/08/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Five

It has come to Commissioner Roger Goodell’s attention that multiple sports blogs have been reporting that the National Football League is insincere in its charitable donations.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and, having just been made aware of the disease on October 1st, the National Football League has designated for sale certain items colored pink, like a human breast. When purchased using currency, said items are shipped to the consumer to wear and promote awareness of breast cancer. The proceeds from these sales are then donated to promote more awareness of said disease by funding the production of more pink items; be they hats, shirts, jerseys, flip-flops, or the like.

October is not Breast Cancer Cureness Month. If that was the case then the proceeds from the sales of pink National Football League items would be put towards the cure of said human disease. October is merely a month of awareness, deemed so by the United States governement; and therefore the proceeds from sales of pink items are put toward continued awareness.

The National Football League promotes the awareness of a human disease in order to profit off the sales of said items promoting awareness in order to fund the further production of items in order to promote more awareness in the future.

It’s as simple as that. The National Football League would never mislead its fans. Everything here is on the up and up.

Awareness.

Excelsior.

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