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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Week 4

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/01/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Week Four

Commissioner Roger Goodell has been powered down for this week’s column. In his place, please enjoy Crazy Randy’s Wacky Super Bowl Prediction.

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“Well howdy there, everybody! I’m Crazy Randy and I’m pleased to announce my Wacky Super Bowl Prediction for 2016 is the Oakland Raiders over the Detroit Lions. Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!”

“Expect big production from Derek Carr and Amari Cooper as Oakland runs away with the Lombardi Trophy handily. Boo-haw-ha-ha!”

“Mocking the mentally troubled is ableist, hee-hee-tee-hee!”

“Time to eat a lightbulb! Bo-bo-ho-ho-ha!”

CRAZY RANDY’S WACKY SUPER BOWL PREDICTION: RAIDERS 45 LIONS 21

Ravens (-3) over Steelers

Jets (-1) over Dolphins

Jaguars (+10) over Colts

Giants (+5.5) over Bills

Panthers (-3) over Buccaneers

Eagles (-3) over Washington

Raiders (-3) over Bears

Texans (+7) over Falcons

Bengals (-4) over Chiefs

Chargers (-9) over Browns

Packers (-9.5) over 49ers

Cardinals (-7.5) over Rams

Broncos (-7) over Vikings

Cowboys (E) over Saints

Seahawks (-10.5) over Lions


 

Last Week: 10-6

Season: 23-24-1 (.490)


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