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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Super Bowl XLIX

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 01/30/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Super Bowl XLIX

National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is thrilled that we have come to the conclusion of another wildly successful season of professional football. The season-long buildup of excitement will culminate in a climax of safe, protected football splashing all over the field and the fine people of Phoenix, Arizona.

Some quick sidenotes: Because of the week’s distractions, New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick and Seattle Seahawks Halfback Marshawn Lynch will be executed at the fifty-yard line of University of Phoenix Stadium shortly after the game on Sunday by the winner of this year’s Punt, Pass & Kick competition and American Sniper‘s Bradley Cooper.

Commissioner Goodell hopes everyone enjoys the big game and we look forward to taking more of your money next season. Until then, good night, good luck and E X C E L S I O R.

Patriots (-1) over Seahawks

FINAL SCORE: PATRIOTS 13 SEAHAWKS 10


Last Week: 2-0

Playoffs: 6-4

Best Week: 10-3 (Week 10)

Season: 139-122-5 (.532)


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