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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Divisional Round

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 01/09/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Divisonal Round

National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to formally congratulate and praise the National Football League referees on their fine performance so far this postseason. The Commissioner expects nothing less than the best from the umpire squads and has been pleased with their fine and decisive judgments in high-pressure situations this winter. Every game has been decided fairly and unbiasedly by the fine referee union that works hand-in-hand with the National Football League front office.

Commissioner Goodell expects the flawless refereeing to continue into the Divisional Round of the National Football League postseason and onwards until completion in the State of Phoenix in the month of February. Referees are the police of the football field. Respect the zebra stripes or pay the consequences.

While Commissioner Goodell has the football fans’ attention, Commissioner Goodell would like to remind everyone that Commissioner Goodell is a human man. Any rumors to the contrary are falsified and spurious.

Excelsior.

Ravens (+7) over Patriots

Panthers (+11) over Seahawks

Cowboys (+6) over Packers

Colts (+7) over Broncos


Last Week: 1-3

Best Week: 10-3 (Week 10)

Season: 134-121-5 (.525)


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