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Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Gambling Is Illegal – Wild Card Round

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 01/02/2015

Roger Goodell

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would like to remind you that gambling is illegal.

Wild Card Round

National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell understands that many are bothered by the decision to rescind Detroit Lions DT Ndamukong Suh’s suspension shortly before the wild card round. Suh explained himself in such a way that Commissioner Goodell had no choice but to drop the suspension so he can play on Sunday.

Suh explained that he mistook Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers’ ankle for a bunch of grapes. A completely understandable misunderstanding. His argument was cogent and succinct. Suh has opened Suh Family Wineries and saw an opportunity to mid-game stomp some grapes for a fresh bottle of Chateau Bordeaux, which he thusly delivered to the Commissioner’s office as an apology.

The wine? Delicious. The suspension? Rescinded. The Commissioner? Roger Goodell.

Have a safe and profitable New Year.

Panthers (-6.5) over Cardinals

Steelers (-3.5) over Ravens

Bengals (+3.5) over Colts

Cowboys (-7) over Lions


Last Week: 11-4-1

Best Week: 10-3 (Week 10)

Season: 133-118-5 (.529)


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