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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 14

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 12/04/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Fourteen

Nappy don’t like playin’ it safe!

If Nappy played it safe, Nappy woulda been drivin’ a milk truck instead of beltin’ out the bluesman hits and rockin’ the damn jam!

The Cleveland Browns are playin’ it safe by keepin’ ol’ humdrum Brian Hoyer in at quarterback when that team and that city are jonesin’ for fresh blood. This is the latest into the season the Browns have stayed in the playoff hunt since the Hoover Administration, but the team has been slippin’ back into comfortable old Cleveland mode the last couple weeks. What the Browns need is a jolt in the arm and his name is Johnny Flippin’ Football. If Hoyer has a bad first half against the Colts (newsflash: he will), look for Young Johnny to take the field in the second half and for the rest of the season. However long that season ends up being is up to the Browns.

Playin’ it safe ain’t the name of the game, folks. The name of the game is “football”! Says it right there on the football!

Cowboys (-3.5) over Bears

Bengals (-3.5) over Steelers

Rams (-3) over Washington

Giants (-1.5) over Titans

Saints (-10) over Panthers

Vikings (-6) over Jets

Dolphins (-3) over Ravens

Colts (-4.5) over Browns

Lions (-10) over Buccaneers

Texans (-6) over Jaguars

Broncos (-10) over Bills

Cardinals (-1) over Chiefs

Seahawks (+1) over Eagles

49ers (-9) over Raiders

Patriots (-4) over Chargers

Packers (-12.5) over Falcons

Last Week: 7-9

Best Week: 10-3 (Week 10)

Season: 99-92-1 (.518)

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