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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 10

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/06/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Ten

The Year of the Backup!

Quarterbacks are droppin’ like flies this season and the backups are steppin’ to the forefront.

Nappy knows a thing or two about bein’ a backup. One night on a tour stop in Harlem, Chuck Berry pissed on one too many prostitutes and was spending the evening in lockup. So ‘ol Nappy had to close the show. Got pummeled worse than Tony Romo! Figuratively speaking. And literally. Apparently crowds don’t enjoy when you close a show with “Screw off, ya ingrates!” But they were ingrates! And they should have screwed off! But Nappy digresses.

There’s something exhilarating about going out there and filling in for the star. It’s do or die. You either succeed beyond everyone’s wildest expectations or you’re standin’ there with your ass hangin’ out. Figuratively. And literally. That was one crazy show in Harlem.

Browns (+6.5) over Bengals

Chiefs (-2.5) over Bills

Lions (-3) over Dolphins

Cowboys (-7) over Jaguars

Saints (-5) over 49ers

Ravens (-10) over Titans

Steelers (-6.5) over Jets

Falcons (-2) over Buccaneers

Broncos (-12.5) over Raiders

Cardinals (-7.5) over Rams

Seahawks (-9.5) over Giants

Packers (-7.5) over Bears

Panthers (+6) over Eagles


Last Week: 5-8

Best Week: 12-4 (Week 3)

Season: 68-65-1 (.511)


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