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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 9

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/30/2014

Nappy Halloween

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Nine

A Very Nappy Halloween

“The Monster Blues”

Nappy was workin’ in a dive bar, late one night
When Nappy’s eyes beheld an eerie sight
For a monster from outside, came in for drinks
And suddenly, man, what you think

He had the blues, he had the monster blues
The monster blues, those graveyard boo-hoo’s
He had the blues, it caught on like achoo’s
He had the blues, he had the monster blues

From Nappy’s bluesman stage in Memphis, East
To the rib shack down the street where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble homes
To get a jolt from my bluesman drones

They got the blues, they got the monster blues
The monster blues, those graveyard boo-hoo’s
They got the blues, it caught on like achoo’s
They got the blues, they got the monster blues

The zombies were drinkin’ rum
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula, and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging Nappy’s sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their blues group, ‘The Crypt-Kicker Five’

They played the blues, they played the monster blues
The monster blues, those graveyard boo-hoo’s
They played the blues, it caught on like achoo’s
They played the blues, they played the monster blues

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said
“Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?”

It’s now the blues, it’s now the monster blues
The monster blues, those graveyard boo-hoo’s
It’s now the blues, it caught on like achoo’s
It’s now the blues, it’s now the monster blues

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of Nappy’s band
And Nappy’s Monster Blues is the hit of the land
For you, the living, these blues was meant too
When you get to Nappy’s door, tell ’em Hellraiser sent you

Then you got blues, you got them monster blues
The monster blues, them graveyard boo-hoo’s
Then you got blues, you’ll catch it like the flu
Then you got blues, you got them Nappy Brown Monster Mashin’ Blues!

Panthers (+3) over Saints

Browns (-7) over Buccaneers

Cardinals (+3) over Cowboys

Eagles (-2.5) over Texans

Chiefs (-10) over Jets

Bengals (-11.5) over Jaguars

Chargers (+1) over Dolphins

Washington (E) over Vikings

49ers (-10) over Rams

Patriots (+3.5) over Broncos

Seahawks (-15) over Raiders

Ravens (E) over Steelers

Colts (-3.5) over Giants


Last Week: 6-9

Best Week: 12-4 (Week 3)

Season: 63-57-1 (.525)


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