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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 8

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/23/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Eight

Peyton Manning a fraud!

Anybody can huck a touchdown nowadays. Back in Nappy’s day, a quarterback had to earn that big ol TD. He had to hike five miles in the snow to score a football goal! Nowadays they give you a ribbon and five-hundred touchdowns just for participating. Everybody’s a winner. I hear they’re givin’ away two Super Bowl trophies this year just for showin’ up. Ridiculous!

Peyton’s forehead so big it’s a fivehead!

Nappy misses the good ol days with quarterbacks like Y.A. Tittle. Y.A. Tittle never tried to sell you a pizza! Y.A. Tittle did his job! Tittle!

Chargers (+8) over Broncos

Lions (-4) over Falcons

Rams (+7) over Chiefs

Texans (-2.5) over Titans

Vikings (+3) over Buccaneers

Panthers (+5.5) over Seahawks

Ravens (-1) over Bengals

Dolphins (-6) over Jaguars

Patriots (-6) over Bears

Jets (-3) over Bills

Eagles (+2.5) over Cardinals

Browns (-7) over Raiders

Colts (-3.5) over Steelers

Packers (E) over Saints

Cowboys (-10) over Washington


Last Week: 6-9

Best Week: 12-4 (Week 3)

Season: 57-48-1 (.542)


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