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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 5

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/02/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Five

Nappy Brown’s Super Bowl XLIX Preview!

After defeating the Baltimore Ravens and Detroit Lions respectively in the Conference Championships this year’s big game will be between the San Diego Chargers and the Carolina Panthers.

Leading the Panthers to an early lead, Cam Newton soon collapses under the San Diego D and Philip Rivers takes control. Three hundred twenty-one yards and five TD’s later the Chargers will be Super Bowl champions for the first time in franchise history. Despite Rivers’ mellifluence, corner Brandon Flowers will be named Super Bowl MVP after a pick-six and a complete Cam Newton shutdown clinic.

Stay tuned for later in the season when Nappy completely changes his mind!

Packers (-8.5) over Vikings

Panthers (-2.5) over Bears

Browns (+1) over Titans

Eagles (-7) over Rams

Giants (-4.5) over Falcons

Saints (-10) over Buccaneers

Texans (+6) over Cowboys

Lions (-7) over Bills

Ravens (+3.5) over Colts

Jaguars (+6.5) over Steelers

Cardinals (+8) over Broncos

Chiefs (+6.5) over 49ers

Chargers (-7) over Jets

Patriots (+1.5) over Bengals

Seahawks (-7.5) over Washington

Last Week: 5-7-1

Best Week: 12-4 (Week 3)

Season: 31-29-1 (.516)

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