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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 4

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/25/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Four

Gambling is bad for you!

Nappy got into some serious debts in his early football betting days and got in pretty deep with the mob. Nappy once had to play the Atlantic City Tropicana pantsless for an entire summer to repay a debt. They hid my pants under the Boardwalk and that’s how Nappy came up with that song! The song was then stolen by mobsters and sold to The Drifters for pennies on the dime. Nappy then came up with a song called “Pennies on the Dime” which Time Magazine called “one of the ten worst songs ever written by a pantsless man”. Now Nappy just makes football picks for the love of the game.

But gambling is becoming as mainstream as sports itself. The two go hand in hand. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or hog’s head and river crab!

All Nappy can advise is be careful out there, folks. Nappy had a good week last week, but you never know when that streak’s gonna dry up like a riverbed full of crabs and the Italians are gonna come knockin’. Knockin’ on kneecaps, that is.

Ooh, Nappy just had an idea for a song called “Knockin’ on Kneecaps”!

Washington (-3.5) over Giants

Bears (+1.5) over Packers

Bills (+3) over Texans

Colts (-7.5) over Titans

Ravens (-3.5) over Panthers

Lions (-2) over Jets

Steelers (-7.5) over Buccaneers

Dolphins (-4) over Raiders

Chargers (-13.5) over Jaguars

Falcons (-3) over Vikings

Eagles (+5) over 49ers

Saints (-3) over Cowboys

Patriots (-3.5) over Chiefs

Last Week: 12-4

Season: 26-22(.542)

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