Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 4
Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!
Gambling is bad for you!
Nappy got into some serious debts in his early football betting days and got in pretty deep with the mob. Nappy once had to play the Atlantic City Tropicana pantsless for an entire summer to repay a debt. They hid my pants under the Boardwalk and that’s how Nappy came up with that song! The song was then stolen by mobsters and sold to The Drifters for pennies on the dime. Nappy then came up with a song called “Pennies on the Dime” which Time Magazine called “one of the ten worst songs ever written by a pantsless man”. Now Nappy just makes football picks for the love of the game.
But gambling is becoming as mainstream as sports itself. The two go hand in hand. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or hog’s head and river crab!
All Nappy can advise is be careful out there, folks. Nappy had a good week last week, but you never know when that streak’s gonna dry up like a riverbed full of crabs and the Italians are gonna come knockin’. Knockin’ on kneecaps, that is.
Ooh, Nappy just had an idea for a song called “Knockin’ on Kneecaps”!
Washington (-3.5) over Giants
Bears (+1.5) over Packers
Bills (+3) over Texans
Colts (-7.5) over Titans
Ravens (-3.5) over Panthers
Lions (-2) over Jets
Steelers (-7.5) over Buccaneers
Dolphins (-4) over Raiders
Chargers (-13.5) over Jaguars
Falcons (-3) over Vikings
Eagles (+5) over 49ers
Saints (-3) over Cowboys
Patriots (-3.5) over Chiefs
Last Week: 12-4
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