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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 2

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/11/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Two

Football in shambles!

Roger Goodell is on his way out and Nappy only got one nominee to replace him as commissioner of the NFL: Nappy!

Nappy has experience leading blues bands. The NFL’s the biggest blues band in the world right now. Them boys sad!

Commissioner Nappy Brown’s Keys To The Game:

  • Respect women
  • Don’t do drugs* (*Marijuana & Molly are not considered drugs in Nappy’s NFL)
  • Don’t say something stupid. In fact, don’t talk at all! Press conferences are banned, unless you broke one of the rules above.
  • Take care of those noggins!
  • Have fun playin’ football!

Steelers (+2.5) over Ravens

Dolphins (-1) over Bills

Jaguars (+5.5) over Washington

Titans (-3.5) over Cowboys

Cardinals (-2.5) over Giants

Patriots (-3.5) over Vikings

Saints (-6.5) over Browns

Bengals (-5) over Falcons

Panthers (-2.5) over Lions

Buccaneers (-6) over Rams

Chargers (+6) over Seahawks

Texans (-3) over Raiders

Packers (-8.5) over Jets

Chiefs (+13) over Broncos

Bears (+7) over 49ers

Eagles (+3) over Colts


 

Last Week: 5-11 (.313)


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