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Nappy Brown’s Pro Football Prognostications! Week 1

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/04/2014

Nappy Brown!

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week One

Nappy’s havin’ a hard time stayin’ a football fan, folks!

Between the head injuries and the drug use and the violence against women, well, it kinda reminds Nappy of his days on the blues scene.

That blockhead Goodell is insulting half his fanbase with his mishandlin’ of the violence against women by his employees. Between that, the banning of pocketbooks in stadiums and the refusal to pay more than minimum wage to those lovely cheerleaders, ‘ol Roger’s turnin’ it into the No Females League! Us bluesmen may have a song here or there about the women that been mistreated us; but we care for our female audience. Otherwise they’d never be around to mistreat us so we could write songs about ’em!

If somebody don’t slap some sense into that commissioner there might not be a football league ten years from now to complain about! Respect women, Roger! Your mother was one!

Seahawks (-6) over Packers

Saints (-3) over Falcons

Rams (-3.5) over Vikings

Steelers (-7) over Browns

Eagles (-11) over Jaguars

Jets (-5.5) over Raiders

Bengals (+1.5) over Ravens

Bears (-7) over Bills

Washington (+3) over Texans

Titans (+4) over Chiefs

Patriots (-5) over Dolphins

Panthers (+2.5) over Buccaneers

Cowboys (+5) over 49ers

Broncos (-7.5) over Colts

Giants (+6) over Lions

Cardinals (-3) over Chargers


Last Season:  111-126-16 (.470)

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