Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Super Bowl XLVIII
Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.
Super Bowl XLVIII
(Nate Newton’s wife has left him after discovering his and ‘Lil Billy Bates weed dealing empire. Billy Bates, having returned from weed rehab, is commiserating with Nate in an East Texas Krystal…)
Bates: You either run from things or you face them, Mr. Newton.
Newton: And what exactly does that mean?
Bates: I learned it in rehab. It’s all about accepting who you really are. I accept who I am.
Newton: And who are you?
Bates: I’m the bad guy.
Seahawks (+2) over Broncos
Last Week: 0-2
Playoffs: 1-6-3 (.250)
Best Week: 12-3-1 (Week 4)
Season: 110-126-16 (.468)