Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Wild Card Round
Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.
Wild Card Round
(Nate Newton and ‘Lil Billy Bates are meeting with shyster lawyer Barold “Barry” Switzer to discuss their burgeoning weed empire…)
Switzer: How’s your inventory, fellas?
Bates: Thirty-eight and some…
Switzer: Thirty-eight what? Ounces? Grams?
Switzer: Hoo doggie.
Newton: You said “make hay while the sun shines”.
Switzer: Oh, I say a lot of things. Fellas, why the long faces? You’re sittin’ on a gotdang goldmine. … A goldmine we can’t sell.
Colts (-1) over Chiefs
Eagles (-3) over Saints
Chargers (+7) over Bengals
Packers (+3) over 49ers
Last Week: 8-8
Best Week: 12-3-1 (Week 4)
Season: 109-120-13 (.477)