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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 16

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 12/20/2013

Nate Newton

Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week Sixteen

(Nate Newton & ‘Lil Billy Bates are in the middle of the East Texas desert tending to their weed crops, their RV broken down nearby…)

Newton:  Billy. You can’t walk through the desert and back to civilization. We’re in the middle of nowhere. You’ll be dead within the hour.

Bates:  Fine, then you think of something. Let’s take the RV apart and build something. Make a new battery. Or a homing device. Or a dune buggy. Or a robot!

Newton:  (gets up, mops brow and heads back toward the smoking RV)

Bates:  What? What is it?

Newton:  You got any money? Any change?

Bates:  Yeah, I got a bunch of quarters. I was gonna go to the arcade, but–

Newton:  Get ’em.

Bates:  Okay! He’s got something!

Newton:  Bring me washers, bolts, nuts, screws anything metal.

Bates:  On it.

Newton:  And brake pads. Rubber brake pads, take ’em off the RV.

Bates:  Okay. So what are we building?

Newton:  You said it yourself.

Bates:  A robot? AWESO–

Newton:  No, a battery.

Dolphins (-3) over Bills

Bengals (-8) over Vikings

Chiefs (-7) over Colts

Rams (-4) over Buccaneers

Jets (-3) over Browns

Cowboys (-3) over Washington

Saints (+3) over Panthers

Titans (-5) over Jaguars

Broncos (-10) over Texans

Lions (-10) over Giants

Seahawks (-11) over Cardinals

Packers (-7) over Steelers

Chargers (-10) over Raiders

Ravens (-3) over Patriots

Eagles (-3) over Bears

49ers (-13) over Falcons


Last Week:  7-8-1

Best Week:  12-3-1 (Week 4)

Season:  95-102-13 (.483)

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