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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 15

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 12/12/2013

Nate Newton

Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week Fifteen

(Nate Newton and ‘Lil Billy Bates’ second-best weed dealer, Alvin, is being bailed out of prison by shyster lawyer Barrold “Barry” Switzer…)

Switzer: I’m gonna get you a second phone call, OK? You’re gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your boy scout leader and they’re gonna deliver me a check for $4650.00. I’m gonna write that down on the back of my business card. Four six five zero, OK? And I need that in a cashiers check or a money order, doesn’t matter. Actually, I want it in a money order. Make it out to “Sooner Boomer Associates.” That’s my loan-out. Totally legit, it’s just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express so don’t even ask, alright? Any questions?

Alvin: Um….no?

Broncos (-10) over Chargers

Washington (+7) over Falcons

Bears (+1) over Browns

Colts (-6) over Titans

Patriots (-2) over Dolphins

Eagles (-5) over Vikings

Seahawks (-7) over Giants

49ers (-5) over Buccaneers

Jaguars (+1) over Bills

Chiefs (-5) over Raiders

Panthers (-11) over Jets

Packers (+7) over Cowboys

Titans (+3) over Cardinals

Saints (-6) over Rams

Bengals (-3) over Steelers

Lions (-6) over Ravens

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Last Week:  8-8

Best Week:  12-3-1 (Week 4)

Season:  88-94-12 (.485)

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