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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 10

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/07/2013

Nate Newton

Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week Ten

‘Ol Nate and ‘Lil Billy Bates escaped from my brother-in-law Troy’s shootout with Merton with the DEA being none the wiser. But our family’s were another story. We’d been gone for days after getting kidnapped by a rival weed dealer and we needed alibis for those days. Billy told authorities he was shacked up at the “White House” with a hooker all weekend, while I went another route. Took off all my clothes and wandered into a Piggly Wiggly. Gave ’em the full Newton. I was quickly hospitalized and claimed I didn’t remember the last couple days. My bro-in-law DEA Agent Troy tried to trap Billy’s alibi by bringing in Merton’s uncle Mercury. But Mercury wasn’t exactly cooperative with authorities. Looks like ‘Lil Billy and Big Nate got out of another tight spot, with almost enough saved up from weed dealin’ to take care of my Fatal Fat Neck Syndrome.

Washington (-1) over Vikings

Seahawks (-6) over Falcons

Lions (-1) over Bears

Eagles (+1) over Packers

Titans (-12) over Jaguars

Colts (-10) over Rams

Giants (-8) over Raiders

Steelers (-3) over Bills

Ravens (+2) over Bengals

49ers (-6) over Panthers

Cardinals (-3) over Texans

Broncos (-7) over Chargers

Cowboys (+7) over Saints

Dolphins (-1) over Buccaneers


Last Week:  3-9-1

Best Week:  12-3-1 (Week 4)

Season:  62-63-8 (.496)

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