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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 9

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/31/2013

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Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week Nine

Our weed-dealer rival Merton kidnapped ‘Ol Nate and ‘Lil Billy Bates and dragged us out into the middle of damn nowhere in the Texan desert. Merton locked us up in this shack with his sick uncle Mercury. Merton kept pacing and claiming we snitched on him to the DEA. Nate Newton ain’t no snitch. That’s a Newton’s Law. Anyway, Old Uncle Mercury told his nephew to kill us, so Merton dragged Billy outside and dropped him in the sand, ready to execute his skinny ass. ‘Ol Nate ain’t havin’ that, Fat Neck Syndrome or not. I barreled into the old boy and me and Billy got away just as my brother-in-law DEA Agent Troy Aikman rolled up, hot on the trail of Billy thanks to some ill-advised social media updates. Stop tweetin’, Billy! Long story short, there was a shootout and my bro-in-law Troy took care of our Merton problem. We scrambled the hell outta there before he could find out HIS bro-in-law’s on the wrong side of the law. Now how am I gonna explain all this to the old lady?

Bengals (-3) over Dolphins

Chiefs (-3) over Bills

Cowboys (-12) over Vikings

Rams (+3) over Titans

Saints (-7) over Jets

Chargers (-1) over Washington

Falcons (+9) over Panthers

Raiders (-1) over Eagles

Seahawks (-17) over Buccaneers

Ravens (-3) over Browns

Patriots (-7) over Steelers

Colts (-3) over Texans

Bears (+12) over Packers

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Last Week:  10-3

Best Week:  12-3-1 (Week 4)

Season:  59-54-7 (.521)

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