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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 7

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/17/2013

Nate Newton

Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his drug empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week Seven

Nate Newton’s fatal fat neck syndrome is progressing quickly, which means Nate and Lil’ Billy Bates gotta unload as much RV grow-house weed throughout East Texas as we can. Unfortunately, we’re running low on the Newton secret ingredient: Scotts Southern Turf Builder With 2% Iron. And with all the new terror alerts and what-not, it’s difficult to buy a lot of fertilizer in a small amount of time; which means Billy and Nate had to get creative. No need to get into all the dirty details, but needless to say when breaking into a Home Depot, have the special-teamer descend from the ceiling on a rope and not the offensive lineman. Bungling aside, we managed to get what we needed and had a large load ready to un-load on our friend Merton. The giraffe-necked drug lord tried to intimidate me and my partner by beating the piss out of one of his associates. But it takes a lot more than that to intimidate Nate Newton. I’ve seen Leon Lett eat breakfast.

Cardinals (+6) over Seahawks

Buccaneers (+9) over Falcons

Lions (-3) over Bengals

Bills (+9) over Dolphins

Patriots (-4) over Jets

Cowboys (+3) over Eagles

Bears (-1) over Washington

Rams (+7) over Panthers

Jaguars (+9) over Chargers

49ers (-4) over Titans

Packers (-12) over Browns

Chiefs (-7) over Texans

Ravens (+1) over Steelers

Broncos (-7) over Colts

Giants (-4) over Vikings


Last Week:  7-5-3

Best Week:  12-3-1 (Week 4)

Season:  43-42-7 (.505)

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