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Drug Kingpin Nate Newton’s Pro Football Prognostications – Week 1

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/05/2013

Nate Newton

Burgeoning drug kingpin Nate Newton builds his early-90’s empire and gives you his football picks each week.

Week One

I was just a mild-mannered offensive lineman until a doctor diagnosed me with fat neck. Only having months left to live, I’ve partnered with lil’ Billy Bates to grow enough weed to provide financial security for my family after I’m gone.

We rented an RV to utilize as a mobile weed grow-house and we’re barreling through rural West Texas, cultivating enough sweet sweet ganj’ to supply the greater Dallas/Austin area; always evading the watchful eye of my brother-in-law, DEA Agent Troy Aikman.

I’d go on, but I see some sirens in the distance so I gotta pull this RV over and handle my business. [cocks pistol]

Broncos (-7.5) over Ravens

Patriots (-11) over Bills

Bears (-3) over Bengals

Browns (-1) over Dolphins

Lions (-5) over Vikings

Raiders (+10.5) over Colts

Falcons (+3) over Saints

Buccaneers (-3.5) over Jets

Steelers (-7.5) over Titans

Seahawks (-3.5) over Panthers

Chiefs (-4) over Jaguars

Rams (-4.5) over Cardinals

Packers (+4.5) over 49ers

Giants (+3) over Cowboys

Washington (-3) over Eagles

Texans (-3.5) over Chargers

Super Bowl Pick: Ravens 24, Seahawks 17

Last Season:  127-130-10  (.494)

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