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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Conference Championships

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 01/18/2013

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Conference Championships

Nappy had a fake girlfriend once! In 1987, Nappy was in a happy, healthy long-term relationship. But Nappy’s record label needed a blues album by that October. Nappy didn’t have the blues!

So Nappy created a fake girlfriend named Betty. Nappy had a whole back-story for Betty and everything. Nappy became attached to Betty. Betty was all Nappy could think about. Nappy’s real girlfriend left, but Nappy didn’t care. Nappy still had Betty. But then Nappy became jealous of Betty. Nappy didn’t like how other men were lookin’ at Betty. Nappy couldn’t sleep at night. Finally Nappy snapped and Betty left. And that’s when Nappy finally realized the horrible truth: Nappy WAS Betty.

Anyways, a month later Nappy recorded the hit record Something Gonna Jump Out The Bushes!.

Rape Concept Album

Nappy misses you, Betty!

Falcons (+4) over 49ers

Ravens (+9) over Patriots

Last Week:  3-1

Best Week:  10-3-1 (Week 11)/12-4 (Week 17)

Playoffs: 5-3 (.625)

Season:  126-129-9  (.494)

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