Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Divisional Round
Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!
RGIII got hit so hard, he back to RGI!
Nappy’s no stranger to severe ligament injuries. The blues game can be a dangerous one. Nappy was down in North Memphis one night back in ’72 going into a medley of Nappy’s greatest hits, including “Hold Onto That Sandwich” and “Ya Left Me (But At Least Ya Left That Sandwich)” when Nappy heard something pop.
The next morning Nappy’s ankle was swollen up worse than a rhino’s erection. There was no Dr. James Andrews back then. Nappy had to miss the whole ’73 blues season.
But Nappy bounced back and so will RGIII. Just hold onto that sandwich, Robert. Keep holdin’ onto that sandwich.
Ravens (+10) over Broncos
49ers (-3) over Packers
Seahawks (+1) over Falcons
Patriots (-10) over Texans
Last Week: 2-2
Best Week: 10-3-1 (Week 11)/12-4 (Week 17)
Playoffs: 2-2 (.500)
Season: 123-128-9 (.490)