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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Week 15

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 12/13/2012

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Fifteen

Nappy don’t understand all this fuss about unions!

On the one hand, you got them white folk up in Michigan breakin’ up all the unions and forcing people out of work and onto the streets. They don’t want teachers and other important people to earn a living wage. On some Ayn Rand “every man for himself” type-stuff.

Then you got them same people turnin’ around, yellin’ at Commissioner Goodell for not giving into the players’ union so they can watch some football. Or the refs’ union, so they can watch some well-refereed football. You can’t have it both ways, you sometimes-union-bustin’/sometimes-union-trustin’ nincompoops!

Nappy and his fellow bluesmen unionized in the mid-fifties for lower heroin rates. Then a buncha scab white bluesmen crossed the picket line and took all our gigs. Nappy never told nobody this, but Nappy had to dress in white-face just to feed his twelve children during that strike. Nappy did make a handsome white man, though. Broke a lot of white girls’ hearts that winter.

If people want to work together to earn enough to feed their families in this hustle-bustle world, Nappy says let ’em. And if you’re gonna be against unions, you better prepare yourself for some real crappy football. ‘Course you’ll probably be too busy workin’ an eighty-hour work week in the salt mines to notice.

Nappy’s for the people!

Eagles (+5) over Bengals

Falcons (-1) over Giants

Packers (-3) over Bears

Redskins (-1) over Browns

Rams (-2) over Vikings

Dolphins (-7) over Jaguars

Buccaneers (+4) over Saints

Broncos (-3) over Ravens

Colts (+10) over Texans

Bills (+6) over Seahawks

Cardinals (+6) over Lions

Chargers (-3) over Panthers

Steelers (-1) over Cowboys

Chiefs (+3) over Raiders

49ers (+5) over Patriots

Jets (+1) over Titans

Last Week:  8-6-2

Best Week:  10-3-1 (Week 11)

Season:  95-105-8  (.476)

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