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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Week 5

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 10/04/2012

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Five

Never too late for a Super Bowl pick!

Nappy likes the 49ers of San Francisco over the Ravens of Bodymore Murderland in the Big Easy this February. They gon’ be dancin’ on Castro Street in 2013, if Quetzalcoatl doesn’t kill us all before then. Damn you, Quetzalcoatl!

Nappy wanted to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this year, but the organizers said Nappy was too young. Damn Nappy’s youthful exuberance! That rat Goodell told me they goin’ with Van Halen instead. Those old fogies couldn’t carry a note if they had three hands! Nappy gotta grow up quick or the Super Bowl faithful never gonna see Nappy rock it. Damn you, Quetzalcoatl!

Cardinals (-1) over Rams

Bengals (-3) over Dolphins

Packers (-7) over Colts

Ravens (-6) over Chiefs

Giants (-8) over Browns

Steelers (-3) over Eagles

Redskins (+3) over Falcons

Panthers (-3) over Seahawks

Bears (-6) over Jaguars

Vikings (-6) over Titans

Broncos (+7) over Patriots

49ers (-10) over Bills

Saints (-4) over Chargers

Texans (-9) over Jets

Last Week:  7-8

Best Week:  8-8 (Week 1)

Season:  23-38-2  (.381)

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