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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Week 4

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/27/2012

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Four

Roger Goodell so greedy he give Nappy the blues! The Kraft Macaroni & Cheese blue box blues! That’s the bluest kind!

Greed is an ugly mistress. Just ask Nappy. Nappy Brown was once the talk of Charlotte, NC with a solid gold car and a solid gold house. They were both very small, ’cause gold is expensive! But Nappy got by. Nappy started losing friends and family and letting the money go to Nappy’s head. The avarice overtook Nappy like a coiling snake. And once the residuals stopped rolling in, Nappy lost everything.

Now Nappy’s got a basement apartment in Downtown Charlotte where Nappy whiles the days away with a cat named Pussy. Nappy just watches Pussy lay around all day, happy and content in her life. Nappy can learn a lot from Pussy. Nappy loves Pussy!

The lesson here is Roger Goodell needs to stop thinking about his wallet and start thinking about Pussy. Go get your own Pussy, Roger Goodell! You probably need it.

Ravens (-13) over Browns

Falcons (-8) over Panthers

Patriots (-5) over Bills

Lions (-5) over Vikings

Chargers (-1) over Chiefs

Seahawks (-3) over Rams

49ers (-5) over Jets

Texans (-12) over Titans

Broncos (-7) over Raiders

Cardinals (-6) over Dolphins

Jaguars (+3) over Bengals

Packers (-8) over Saints

Redskins (+3) over Buccaneers

Eagles (-1) over Giants

Cowboys (-4) over Bears

Last Week:  6-9-1

Best Week:  8-8 (Week 1)

Season:  16-30-2  (.354)


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