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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Week 3

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/20/2012

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown makes his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week Three

Nappy Brown don’t like the NFL Network!

Making one game a week exclusive only for the super-rich that can afford satellites and gadgets and doo-dads ain’t fair to the 47% common man who can’t afford to go to bars and buy special channels. NAPPY BROWN IS THE FORTY-SEVEN PERCENT!

Roger Goodell need to stop thinkin’ ’bout linin’ his pockets and start thinkin’ ’bout the economy. Times is tough! Money recedin’ like Nappy Brown’s hairline! Nappy can barely afford basic cable, let alone the NFL Network and the FOX Game Show Channel and Hustler TV. Nappy gets his porn the old-fashioned way! By peeking into a neighbor’s window while they jackin’ it! Now if you’ll excuse Nappy, Jim next door just drew his blinds slightly. Nappy gon’ get peepy and freaky!

Giants (+3) over Panthers

Rams (+8) over Bears

Bills (-3) over Browns

Buccaneers (+8) over Cowboys

Lions (-4) over Titans

Jaguars (+3) over Colts

Jets (-3) over Dolphins

49ers (-8) over Vikings

Saints (-9) over Chiefs

Bengals (+3) over Redskins

Eagles (-4) over Cardinals

Falcons (+3) over Chargers

Broncos (+3) over Texans

Steelers (-5) over Raiders

Ravens (-3) over Patriots

Packers (-4) over Seahawks

Last Week:  2-13-1

Best Week:  8-8 (Week 1)

Season:  10-21-1  (.328)

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