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Nappy Brown’s Football Prognostications! Week 1

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 09/05/2012

Legendary bluesman Nappy Brown is back for his weekly football picks, so let’s get to prognosticatin’!

Week One

Last year, the ‘Splodin’ Pope only had a winning percentage of .449. That is unacceptable! So the good people at Totally Radical Sportz decided to bring back Nappy for another go. Ain’t no silly Pope hat gon’ hold Nappy back, so let’s go Jack!

The big controversy this offseason has been concussions. Nappy don’t see no big deal ’bout no concussions. As a world-class crooner and a pretty girl-spooner, Nappy has traveled the world and had his share of spills along the way. Nappy’s cracked his head on stages from Kalamazoo to Kalamazoo and Nappy’s brain still right sometime work!

The key to player safety is prevention. Which is why Nappy proposes a new rule for the upcoming season: Don’t hit your head so much, ya buffoons! That smarts! And always look twice before crossing the road. Just because you a big-time millionaire hotshot doesn’t mean you can’t get hit by a bus. Take it from Nappy, slappy: A bonk on the noggin will make you feel crappy.

Giants (-4) over Cowboys

Colts (+9.5) over Bears

Browns (+9) over Eagles

Lions (-7.5) over Rams

Patriots (-6) over Titans

Chiefs (+3) over Falcons

Jaguars (+4) over Vikings

Redskins (+7.5) over Saints

Bills (+3) over Jets

Dolphins (+12) over Texans

Packers (-5.5) over 49ers

Cardinals (+3) over Seahawks

Buccaneers (+3) over Panthers

Steelers (+1.5) over Broncos

Ravens (-6) over Bengals

Chargers (+1) over Raiders

Until next week, happy football-viewin’ and a good Nappy to you!

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