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King Family Residence – Episode 1.17

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/27/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 17 – “The Trial”

(Martin King answers a knock at the front door and is met by a nondescript man in a dark suit who hands him a stack of paper..)

Martin: Man, you are one professional paper boy.

Man: Mr. King, you’ve been served.

Martin: What?

(The man walks away & Martin scowls at him, shaking the papers over his head..)

Martin: You didn’t even dance!

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.16

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/26/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 16 – “The Car Bomb”

(Martin, Bennie & Paco are peeking out from Bennie & Paco’s hole in the Kings’ front yard..)

Bennie: (squints down the street)  Oh yeah, there it is.

Martin: You see it, Paco?

Paco: (glances sideways at Martin & back up the street)  Si.

Martin: (scowls at Paco)  You don’t see it, do you?

Paco: (looks down)  Si.

Martin: I knew it, such a liar.

Bennie: So, you’re positive?

Martin: (nods solemnly)  Yup. That, my friends, is a bonafide car bomb.

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.15

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/17/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 15 – “The Immigrants”

(Martin King is in line at the Rumford Taco Bell while the customer in front of him is carrying on a conversation in Spanish with the counter clerk. Finally, Martin throws his arms into the sky..)

Martin: Oh, that does it! These immigrants are out of control!

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Nightmare Feet

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/15/2010

Never More! Never More!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/14/2010

King Family Residence – Episode 1.14

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/07/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 14 – “The Volcano”

Martin: Well, there it is.

Bennie: (shakes his head)  Man..

Martin: (nods)  Yup. Volcano in my backyard.

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.13

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/06/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 13 – “The Mine”

(Martin King is sitting on the couch in his boxers, watching Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center..)

Martin: Hah, this is hilarious.

(Bennie comes rushing into the living room from his hole in the front yard and grabs the remote..)

Martin: Bennie! What have I told you about coming inside!

Bennie: (waves him off)  I know, but watch this.

(Bennie flips to Channel 11, where anchor Tom Shimansky is reporting on location..)

Shimansky: I’m here outside the Oxford County Coal Mine where an explosion has just occurred, trapping the miners inside.

Martin: My God.

Bennie: (nods solemnly)  I know.

Martin: Shimansky looks like hell. Has he gotten work done?

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.12

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 07/02/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 12 – “The Drilling”

Martin: You been readin’ about this offshore drilling stuff, Bennie?

(Martin & Bennie are sitting in Bennie’s trailer in the Fairview Trailer Park, watching Street Court..)

Bennie: (scoffs)  Yeah I’ve been reading all about it, Professor.

Martin: Nice.

(Martin & Bennie share a high-five..)

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