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King Family Residence – Episode 1.08

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 05/27/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 8 – “The Mob”

Martin: And that’s why the Communists are lying in wait. Ready to strike at a moment’s notice.

Bennie: (nods enthusiastically)  I get that. I totally get that.

(Jafar glances up from his inventory. The three men are standing around the front counter of Jafar’s Bazaar..)

Jafar: I am sorry, my friend. Were you speaking?

Martin: (grumpy)  I’m talkin’ ’bout Commies over here! I’m talkin’ about the downfall of society as we know it! Russkies!

Jafar: You do realize that Russia is no longer a Communist state and that China – the country of your origin – is now the world Communist power.

Martin: (stammers)  Yeah? Well, you’re from Iran, so…suck on that!

(more…)

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.07

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 05/17/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 7 – “The Cabal”

(Martin King is in his den, poring over ancient religious texts when his eyes light up and he leaps out of his seat, dramatically removing his lensless glasses..)

Martin: By George, I’ve got it!

(Being 2:30 AM, the rest of his family is asleep, so he bounds upstairs to rouse them..)

Martin: By George, I’ve got it! I said ‘By George, I’ve got it!’ Hello?

Kathie Lee: (stumbles out of bed)  God, Dad. It’s the middle of the night.

Martin: But I’ve got it, by George!

(more…)

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.06

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 05/10/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 6 – “The Opium Den”

(Martin is leaning on the checkout counter at Jafar’s Bazaar while Jafar does inventory..)

Martin: Hey Jafar, what’s the one thing all Chinese people love?

Jafar: Annoying me while I am working.

Martin: Oh, that is so racist.

Jafar: No, it is not.

Martin: No, the one thing all Chinese people love? Opium.

Jafar: I do not think that is fact.

(more…)

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