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King Family Residence – Episode 1.05

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/27/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 5 – “The Orphan”

Martin: Honey, I want another kid.

Osaku: (bolts up out of bed)  What.

Martin: I want another kid. You know, another little bundle of joy to bring light into our otherwise dull lives.

Osaku: (rolls over on her side and hits the snooze button)  I don’t think so, dear.

Martin: Aw, c’mon. Why not?

Osaku: Because we already have two kids, you don’t have a job and we don’t have a source of steady income. Should I keep going, ’cause I feel like that’s enough.

Martin: How ’bout one more.

Osaku: I don’t wanna give birth again. Childbirth sucks. Not happening.

(more…)

Manimal.

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/22/2010

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King Family Residence – Episode 1.04

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/21/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 4 – “The Theater”

(Martin hits up Jafar’s Bazaar to tell his good friend about his latest foolproof scheme..)

Martin: We’re opening up a movie theatre!

Jafar: Not here. You cannot once again transform my place of business into the grounds for another of your wild ideas.

Martin: No, don’t be an idiot. We’re doin’ it in my garage.

Jafar: Oh.

(more…)

King Family Residence – Episode 1.03

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/20/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 3 – “The Guest”

(Martin King is pounding a sign into the front lawn. His wife, Osaku, joins him outside..)

Osaku: “Room for rent”? What’s this?

Martin: We need money, babe. I’m renting out the extra room.

Osaku: That’s my office, where I do my crafts. You’re not renting out my office!

Martin: Babe, we all have to make sacrifices.

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