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Blanket vs. Slanket: Point-Counterpoint

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/20/2009

The following is the first in a series of debates, moderated by the Ghost of Tim Russert, between a blanket and a Slanket on the top stories of the day..

Today: The Economic Stimulus..

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El Hombres!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/17/2009

Episode 3 – “The Mouse”

(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Tuesday morning..)

Pico: Joo want some of my Jumex, Meeguel?

Miguel: No. I hate Jumex.

Pico: What? How do joo hate Jumex? Jumex is deleecious!

Miguel: No, it’s not. It’s bad for you. It’s just sugar.

Pico: Sugar ees good!

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El Hombres!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/10/2009

Pico & Miguel

Episode 2 – “The King”

(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Wednesday morning..)

Pico: Another day, another peso.

Miguel: (rolls his eyes)  Good one, Pico.

Pico: What’s got your chalupa in a knot, Miguel? (more…)

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Pirate Ninja Dinosaur.

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/09/2009

Robot Ninja Dinosaur

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Nightmare Chortle

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/09/2009

Moutheyes Carroll

Carroll: Triple Chortle!

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Chuck Fucking Norris.

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/06/2009

Fuck Norris

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El Hombres!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/04/2009

Pico & Miguel

Episode 1 – “The Angel”

(Pico & Miguel are walking to the local Home Depot early Monday morning..)

Pico: (yawns)  So sleepy.

Miguel: What did you do this weekend, Pico?

Pico: Watched football. Drank cervezas. Had to shoot my keeds’ dog. What did you do?

Miguel: I told you, I got that second job at the Super Walmart. On the loading dock.

Pico: My keeds so sad. They dog is dead. (more…)

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Blemmyes!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 11/03/2009

Blemmyes.

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