Totally Radical Sportz!

DY-NO-MIIIIIIIITE!

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/27/2009

Don't they do life insurance?..

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Student-Athletes..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/27/2009

Chilcutt, Fox & Some Other Guy..

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We Can Build Islands in the Air, But We’re Still Flying Biplanes?..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/25/2009

Worst Air Island Ever.

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Dan Shaughnessy Sucks..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/24/2009

Life-Hater

I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that Dan Shaughnessy is not my favorite sportswriter.

In the last two weeks, he’s written five columns; three of which are like the one you’re about to not read. A collection of assorted thoughts. A Shaughnessy Smorgasbord. I hope this lack of shoving his worthless thoughts down our throats doesn’t mean he’s writing a book or something. ‘Cause you just know his people are gonna mail it to me and make me write a blurb for the back flap.. (more…)

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Billy Jack, AKA Hippie Walker..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/19/2009

The name's Jack. Billy Jack.

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Bob Ryan Also Sucks..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/18/2009

Ryan's Song

Bob Ryan is like a wider Dan Shaughnessy. A once-great sportswriter, well past his prime and flailing out at the consarned kids and the changing world around him. A relic of the past.

Today Bob Ryan investigates the already-yesterday’s-news Michael Vick saga.. (more…)

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Dan Shaughnessy Sucks..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/18/2009

Life-Hater

I dislike Dan Shaughnessy. Quite a bit. Being a New England sports fan, a Mainer, I like to read about the good times (2004) not the bad (1986). But Mr. Shaughnessy made quite a comfortable living out of a curse of his own creation. He’s a New England sports alarmist. He’s uncomfortable with success. He revels in failure.

Over at TRS’s sister site (lol, gay) http://www.lowposts.com, I’ve been known to write an article or two lampooning Senors Shaughnessy, Ryan & Plaschke (as I now live in LA), FJM/BDD-style. But as lowposts is a basketball site, plenty of non-basketball-related, equally terrible columns penned by these fine gentleman go by the wayside. Or, in Bob Ryan’s case, the weighside.

Until now.

Previous entries, without pictures were to be found on my shitty personal site, www.ethanbooker.com. But Word documents suck.

Now, TRS is proud to introduce its first non-ridiculous photos with no comments feature: Dan Shaughnessy Sucks. To be followed, I’m sure, by Bob Ryan Also Sucks & Bill Plaschke Also Also Sucks.

To the holy unbridled anger! (more…)

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Of Course He Has A Steakhouse..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/17/2009

Fav-ruh..

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And Heeeeere Come The Pretzels!..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/13/2009

Whitey!

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No One Is Safe. Not Even Hercules..

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/12/2009

Save us, Hercules!

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Gablinger’s Diet Beer: Doesn’t Fill You Up! [PAUSE]

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/11/2009

I'll fill you up.. OHHHHH!!!!

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Moose & Squirrel & Taco

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 08/11/2009

Taco & Bullwinkle

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