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King Family Residence – Episode 1.04

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/21/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 4 – “The Theater”

(Martin hits up Jafar’s Bazaar to tell his good friend about his latest foolproof scheme..)

Martin: We’re opening up a movie theatre!

Jafar: Not here. You cannot once again transform my place of business into the grounds for another of your wild ideas.

Martin: No, don’t be an idiot. We’re doin’ it in my garage.

Jafar: Oh.

(more…)

King Family Residence – Episode 1.03

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 04/20/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 3 – “The Guest”

(Martin King is pounding a sign into the front lawn. His wife, Osaku, joins him outside..)

Osaku: “Room for rent”? What’s this?

Martin: We need money, babe. I’m renting out the extra room.

Osaku: That’s my office, where I do my crafts. You’re not renting out my office!

Martin: Babe, we all have to make sacrifices.

(more…)

King Family Residence – Episode 1.02

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 03/30/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 2 – “The Cult”

(Martin King gets up and pours a cup of coffee while his wife Osaku leaves for work..)

Osaku: We’re gonna pound the pavement today, right Martin?

Martin: Yes, dear.

Osaku: You promised you’d have a new job by the end of the week.

Martin: Times is tough.

Osaku: I have faith in you, Martin. I know you’ll find something.

Martin: Thanks, dear. Have fun at the slaughterhouse. Bring home the bacon.

Osaku: I will, dear. You try to do the same.

Martin: What? No, I mean like actual bacon. Bring me bacon.

(more…)

King Family Residence – Episode 1.01

Posted in erbooker by erbooker on 03/12/2010

“King Family Residence is filmed before a live studio audience..”

Episode 1 – “The Bonus”

(Rumford, ME — Martin King is hard at work in his cubicle at ACME Shareholdings Inc., when his boss hollers at him..)

Mr. Jackson: Martin! Get in my office!

Martin: (hustles in)  Yes, sir?

Mr. Jackson: Martin, I’ve got great news!

Martin: What is it, sir?

Mr. Jackson: You’re getting a bonus!

Martin: (pumps fist)  Alright!

(more…)

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