King Family Residence – Episode 2.02

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Episode 2 – “The Riot”

(Martin, Mustard & Bennie are sitting off in a corner, having breakfast in the cafeteria and plotting the day’s events..)

Martin: Okay, I think we’ve got this down pat. We’re all clear?

(Bennie & Mustard nod..)

Bennie: (leans back and puts his hands behind his head with a satisfied grin)  I’m gonna be back in your hole by sundown, Marty.

King Family Residence – Episode 2.01

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Season 2, Episode 1 – “Mustard Jackson”

Martin: Goddammit, Mustard!

(Martin King is on the bottom bunk of his prison cell in Charleston Correctional Facility in Dover Foxcroft, Maine; a hundred miles northeast of his hometown of Rumford..)

Martin: This bunk’s a-rockin‘! Are you crankin’ one out up there?

Mustard: Guilty.

Martin: Goddammit, Mustard!

King Family Residence – Episode 1.17

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Episode 17 – “The Trial”

(Martin King answers a knock at the front door and is met by a nondescript man in a dark suit who hands him a stack of paper..)

Martin: Man, you are one professional paper boy.

Man: Mr. King, you’ve been served.

Martin: What?

(The man walks away & Martin scowls at him, shaking the papers over his head..)

Martin: You didn’t even dance!

King Family Residence – Episode 1.16

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Episode 16 – “The Car Bomb”

(Martin, Bennie & Paco are peeking out from Bennie & Paco’s hole in the Kings’ front yard..)

Bennie: (squints down the street)  Oh yeah, there it is.

Martin: You see it, Paco?

Paco: (glances sideways at Martin & back up the street)  Si.

Martin: (scowls at Paco)  You don’t see it, do you?

Paco: (looks down)  Si.

Martin: I knew it, such a liar.

Bennie: So, you’re positive?

Martin: (nods solemnly)  Yup. That, my friends, is a bonafide car bomb.

King Family Residence – Episode 1.15

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Episode 15 – “The Immigrants”

(Martin King is in line at the Rumford Taco Bell while the customer in front of him is carrying on a conversation in Spanish with the counter clerk. Finally, Martin throws his arms into the sky..)

Martin: Oh, that does it! These immigrants are out of control!

King Family Residence – Episode 1.14

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Episode 14 – “The Volcano”

Martin: Well, there it is.

Bennie: (shakes his head)  Man..

Martin: (nods)  Yup. Volcano in my backyard.

King Family Residence – Episode 1.13

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Episode 13 – “The Mine”

(Martin King is sitting on the couch in his boxers, watching Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center..)

Martin: Hah, this is hilarious.

(Bennie comes rushing into the living room from his hole in the front yard and grabs the remote..)

Martin: Bennie! What have I told you about coming inside!

Bennie: (waves him off)  I know, but watch this.

(Bennie flips to Channel 11, where anchor Tom Shimansky is reporting on location..)

Shimansky: I’m here outside the Oxford County Coal Mine where an explosion has just occurred, trapping the miners inside.

Martin: My God.

Bennie: (nods solemnly)  I know.

Martin: Shimansky looks like hell. Has he gotten work done?

King Family Residence – Episode 1.12

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Episode 12 – “The Drilling”

Martin: You been readin’ about this offshore drilling stuff, Bennie?

(Martin & Bennie are sitting in Bennie’s trailer in the Fairview Trailer Park, watching Street Court..)

Bennie: (scoffs)  Yeah I’ve been reading all about it, Professor.

Martin: Nice.

(Martin & Bennie share a high-five..)

King Family Residence – Episode 1.11

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Episode 11 – “The Asylum”

(Martin wakes up in a small room, drenched in sweat..)

Martin: What the?

(He gets up to exit the room, but finds the door is locked from the outside..)

Martin: (banging on the door)  Hey! Lemme outta here! I gotta pee!

King Family Residence – Episode 1.10

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Episode 10 – “The Tourney”

Martin: You fill out your Maine State Girl’s High School Basketball Tournament bracket yet?

Jafar:  My what?

(Martin King & Jafar al-Abin are fishing for mackerel in the crick at the bottom of the Rumford City Gravel Pit..)

Martin:  Your bracket. For the girl’s tournament. Pot is at $1200 right now.

Jafar:  You’re going to wager money on teenage girls?

Martin:  No, I’m gonna sit around idly while somebody else wins $1200. Of course I’m gonna wager money on teenage girls! So, are you in?

King Family Residence – Episode 1.09

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Episode 9 – “The Jail”

(On a series of mounting technicalities, Martin King & Jafar al-Abin find themselves imprisoned in the Charleston Correctional Facility in Dover-Foxcroft, Maine..)

Martin:  Well, this sucks.

Jafar:  (nods)  Yes, prison is a terrible place.

Martin:  No, I mean being in Dover. There’s nothing to do here!

King Family Residence – Episode 1.08

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Episode 8 – “The Mob”

Martin: And that’s why the Communists are lying in wait. Ready to strike at a moment’s notice.

Bennie: (nods enthusiastically)  I get that. I totally get that.

(Jafar glances up from his inventory. The three men are standing around the front counter of Jafar’s Bazaar..)

Jafar: I am sorry, my friend. Were you speaking?

Martin: (grumpy)  I’m talkin’ ’bout Commies over here! I’m talkin’ about the downfall of society as we know it! Russkies!

Jafar: You do realize that Russia is no longer a Communist state and that China – the country of your origin – is now the world Communist power.

Martin: (stammers)  Yeah? Well, you’re from Iran, so…suck on that!